You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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