your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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