He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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