new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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