I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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