i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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