Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
His hands were made for my vagina.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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