the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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