Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
now i know why i became what i already was.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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