adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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