is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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