just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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