just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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