we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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