Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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