So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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