I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Still dying that you shit outside
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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