roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?