I'm drive I can fine osifer
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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