yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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