When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
