Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize