so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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