1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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