Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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