ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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