i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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