It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
