yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My pussy is not your playground.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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