So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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