what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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