it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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