did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts