here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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