I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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