either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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