it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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