whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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