i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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