Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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