Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just want to make out with him forever
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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