chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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