I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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