wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Randomize
