She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just want nice things and good sex
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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