I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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