would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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