You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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