I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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