A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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