is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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