I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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