only if we run a train.
done.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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