just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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