yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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