Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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